Jerkmartin

  1. Anonymous asked: What does "If you know me in real life keep your damn mouth shut." mean? Would that photo get you in trouble?

    No I just have a crush, and I like to keep my crushes secret.


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  2. Aren’t we just sweet? If you know me in real life keep your damn mouth shut.

    Aren’t we just sweet? If you know me in real life keep your damn mouth shut.


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  3. Also

    I tried to do my crush’s nails tonight. But I did a horrible job. At least I got to hold her hand.


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  4. "I really can’t get sick right now."
    Fuck


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  5. meetmyalterego asked: Weird. My mom works at a place called The Terrace, which is an assisted living facility. She said a resident moved in with the last name Martin and had a picture of a kid graduating that she thought looked like you.

    Nope. Well hopefully no. I hope I don’t find out about some crazy hidden grandpa or something. Get me that picture!


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  6. Literally almost made me cry.

    (Source: loganhendersmug, via thingswilllookbetterinthemorning)


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  7. dadsgladtoday:

    i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is

    (via henderlyvsherself)


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  8. Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

    No. Will I? No.


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  9. Sorry I can’t message anyone right now. I’m on my phone.


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  10. Creepy anons


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